Mohawk King

We have received shocking news.

I'm the Mohawk King - the guy who won the world's biggest mohawk at over six feet tall.

Joseph Grisamore, from Minnesota, USA, got a 42.5-inch mohawk after 13 years and became the world's Guinness World Record holder for the "Full Mohawk Mohawk" haircut.

Apparently there is another person who holds the world record for the height of a mohawk (apparently it's a Japanese person), so I'm not sure what exactly makes this person's mohawk the best in the world from this news alone (area?). (The height above this form of mohawk only? Anyway, this is the best mohawk in the world. You can burn that knotty look in your eyes!

Not long ago, I was also wearing a mohawk with the tip of one toe in it, so when I heard the news, I was unable to stay, stand, or even sleep.

In a 7/20 article, I wrote that I last cut my hair on 2/29, and I haven't cut my hair since then, so I haven't cut my hair in over 6 months.

Joseph Grissamore spent 13 years perfecting the world's best mohawk, and if I had a mohawk now, I'd be a little closer to the world record holder. Some people say it's not really a mohawk because the sides of it have grown out too.

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Doraemon's Birthday

I mentioned the time machine in yesterday's post, and now I want to go back in a time machine and beat the side of Ore-sama, who is uploading this post with a proud face.

After I posted yesterday's article, I found out that yesterday, September 3rd, was Doraemon's birthday. How could I have missed a memorable day called "Doraemon's birthday"? I feel like my hair is going to turn black with remorse.

Doraemon, or "mass-produced cat-type babysitting robot (friend type)", officially named "MS-903 Doraemon", seems to have been manufactured on September 3, 2112 at the "Tokyo Matsushima Robot Factory". Although it uses the past tense of "made", it's actually in the future.

By the way, it was judged to be defective because it was "too close to human to exceed the standard value" and was sold as a junk at a special price of 200,000 yen.

Isn't it a bit of a surprise that Doraemon was sold for 200,000 yen? I wonder how much the value of 200,000 yen will be in about 90 years from now. By the way, about 90 years from now, 1 yen in 1930 is said to be about 2,500 yen when converted to the present value of money. It is quite unreasonable, but if it is assumed to change in the same way for the next 90 years, 200,000 yen in 2112 will be about 80 yen when converted into the present value of money.

80 yen?

Can you buy Doraemon for 80 yen?

That's a buy, right?

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H.G. Wells

Last night when I went to the convenience store to get a beer, I found a Kaki no Tane Spice Curry Flavor without peanuts, and I was like, "Of course this stuff is invincible! And when I came home from buying it with one person fussing over it, I found the same thing in my desk drawer at home, already opened. I'm currently eating the rest of the Kaki-no-tane Spice Curry Flavor without peanuts, and studying the feasibility of time travel.

By the way, when it comes to time travel, a time machine is indispensable. Speaking of time machines, I'd like to say Doraemon, but I'd have to say H.G. Wells is the best known of all time machines. Needless to say, he is the author of the science fiction novels "The Time Machine" and "Space Warfare", and he is also called the "Father of Science Fiction", isn't he?

Speaking of "Space War", I've never read the original story, but I have read children's books (or rather, children's books) when I was a child.

I was scared of aliens sucking human blood, but more than that, I remember that I was strangely scared of the worldview that flowed throughout the whole book, which had no sense of reality at all.

Speaking of "Space Wars", there was also a movie made about it.

It was quite scary. It was quite scary, like an amusement park attraction.  The sound itself was really scary. It's amazing how scary the sounds are, not the melodies, but the pure sounds that make you feel fear.

I want to see a movie like an amusement park attraction, like "Space War" or "Jurassic World".

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RAVEN

I was greatly mistaken. (Re.)

It's not the same as "Frogs in a well don't know the ocean", but it still seems to make me unfamiliar with countries other than the one I live in.

RAVEN" is a pioneering band of speed metal or power metal, made up of John and Mark Gallagher, the brothers. When you hear the name "RAVEN", you can't think of anything else, can you?

RAVEN was formed in 1974 and is still active today, but there was a time when I listened to their 1984 live album called "Live at the Inferno" every day like it was Abo. The music that I used to listen to and say, "Wow, this is so exciting and cool," was just a mountain of sand made by a kid in a sandbox. If I were to use a vaulting box, it would be about three or four steps. In other words, it's not hot at all, it's a scheduled hot water bath. Live at the Inferno" taught us that with its incomprehensibly raging, pissed-off sound.

RAVEN is a band that was formed in the UK, and for some reason I have always thought of them as a German band.

I don't know what made me think that, but I have always thought of them as a German band. I'm so embarrassed. Let's start all this over together, ma'am.

By the way, the second album "Wiped Out" released in 1982 was said to be the "fastest and loudest album" according to the rumors, and there were even criticisms that it was too fast. Normally, I don't think it's that fast (laughs), but I can understand why people would think that, because the tension is swirling like a whirlwind of incomprehensible rage.

When I hear "Power Metal", the first thing I think of is this band.

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Big Mistake

I've made a big mistake.

KANASHIBARI radio is a podcast, and it is distributed via SoundCloud. In other words, when you upload files for distribution to your SoundCloud account, they are automatically distributed through the various podcasts.

Among the various podcast services, we've started distributing from "Apple Podcast," "Spotify Podcast," and "Google Podcast," but you can't listen to "Spotify Podcast" now because it says "distributing music is not allowed" among them.

So I've been streaming from Apple Podcast and Google Podcast, and I've been uploading my podcasts to SoundCloud every day, but to my surprise, I've used up all the space available on my free SoundCloud plan.

Of course we knew that the free plan had a capacity limit. But I don't know how I misunderstood the requirement of "up to 3 hours of file length" and thought it was "up to a total of 3 hours of file length per month". 3 hours per month means 348 seconds per day in a month with 31 days, which means that if you keep the average length of a file under 5 minutes and 48 seconds, you'll be able to use it. Even if it looks like it's going to go over, just work on the length of the file a little bit and you'll be fine.

No, no, no, "up to 3 hours total" was "all the time", not "a month". Of course, you can use the unlimited if you go to a paid plan ($144/year), but honestly, I'm not sure how much sense this podcast subscription makes now that I'm not sure how much sense it makes, but I'm not comfortable switching to a paid plan.

The only way to keep it running is to delete the old files every time I add a new one... but I don't want to do that.

Basically, the most important thing in the "meaning of continuity" is "accumulation". If you want to make the same thing, you have to spend the same amount of time to make it, so the more time you spend on it, the more valuable it is. So, I'm not comfortable with the idea of adding new things while deleting old things (or deleting the accumulation).

There are four choices: "switch to a paid SoundCloud plan and continue as is", "find another server with unlimited use", "stop distributing podcasts", or "add new ones while deleting old ones (while deleting my accumulation)", I guess. What should I do?

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