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2021/04/01

When the seven colors shine

 

Finger Ease.

One squirt on the strings of your guitar or bass and the strings instantly start to glow seven different colors, your hands start to glow seven different colors, the volume coming out of the guitar doubles, the neck splits in two, the head of course splits in two, and your left hand moves over the strings as fast as a red comet (meaning three times faster than normal). Your left hand will move over the strings as fast as a red comet (meaning three times as fast as normal, if you're right-handed), your right hand will pluck down the strings as fast as a machine gun (if you're right-handed), right-handers will become left-handers, left-handers will become right-handers, you'll be able to play any song you know and any song you don't know, punks' mohawks will stand upside down like hedgehogs, rock 'n' rollers' regalia will be a thing of the past, and you'll be able to play any song you want. A punk's mohawk stands upside down like a hedgehog, a rock 'n' roller's regent gets caught in an automatic door, heavy metal spews hellfire from its mouth, the end of the year is a busy time, CDs are made to order on disc-on-demand, it's summer all year round, drums are played in space, people drink canned chuhai and despair about their tongues, the band survives despite a change in vocalists, and a novel with a cool title is written. A novel with a cool title is made into a movie, and analog records overtake CDs...

In short, it's a magic spray.

I found it when I was cleaning out my room. I have no idea when I bought it. It's probably the only Finger Ease I've ever bought in my life. The number of times I've used it is probably in the single digits.

I've often seen guitarists and bassists spraying the neck (or rather, the fingerboard) of their guitars and basses at live music venues, but I just found out that spraying directly on the fingerboard is a bad idea. I just found out that it's not good to spray directly on the fingerboard, because it damages the fingerboard and neck. Well, I guess it depends on how much you spray.

I wonder if anyone needs this finger-ease.


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